Dragon Wars, aka D-War. Seriously, it is the worst movie ever made. Worse than Alone in the Dark. Worse than Bloodrayne or its sequel. Worse than Python or any other Casper Van Dien flick. You simply have to watch it. Immediately. Then check out this thread on IMDB: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0372873/board/nest/85951976
I spit on my laptop more than once from laughing.