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Squatch
08-03-2008, 12:40 AM
Dragon Wars, aka D-War. Seriously, it is the worst movie ever made. Worse than Alone in the Dark. Worse than Bloodrayne or its sequel. Worse than Python or any other Casper Van Dien flick. You simply have to watch it. Immediately. Then check out this thread on IMDB: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0372873/board/nest/85951976
I spit on my laptop more than once from laughing.
KajedAnimal
08-03-2008, 02:55 AM
I won't be watching that one, lol.
PTAaron
08-03-2008, 08:50 AM
I just read that whole thread... I have to see this movie now!
Goblin6
08-03-2008, 10:09 AM
Dude, it is horrible, it so horrible its funny. Its not as bad as Shark Attack with Caspar Van Diem
Squatch
08-03-2008, 11:05 AM
Dude, it is horrible, it so horrible its funny. Its not as bad as Shark Attack with Caspar Van Diem
You seriously didn't think it was as bad? The only thing that is better are the SFX, which were at best like a decent made-for-tv movie. It was so awful I couldn't stop watching it. The plot holes were ginormous. The acting, terrible. The Bill Murray look-alike bad guy, fantastic. The helicoptor pilots throwing their hands up each time a dinosaur/dragon-thingy came at them had me cackling. The zookeeper, well, that was..that was...I don't even know what to say. The FBI knowing all about Korean legends and walking out of their HQ racking shotguns and pulling machine guns out of their coats, that made me happy.
Goblin6
08-03-2008, 11:48 AM
You seriously didn't think it was as bad? The only thing that is better are the SFX, which were at best like a decent made-for-tv movie. It was so awful I couldn't stop watching it. The plot holes were ginormous. The acting, terrible. The Bill Murray look-alike bad guy, fantastic. The helicoptor pilots throwing their hands up each time a dinosaur/dragon-thingy came at them had me cackling. The zookeeper, well, that was..that was...I don't even know what to say. The FBI knowing all about Korean legends and walking out of their HQ racking shotguns and pulling machine guns out of their coats, that made me happy.
Its tied IMO. Shark Attack had obviously foam sharks attacking surfers, sharks that growl under water and above and three words:
Casper
Van
Diem
Squatch
08-03-2008, 12:18 PM
Its tied IMO. Shark Attack had obviulsy foam sharks attacking surfers, sharks that growl under water and above and three words:
Casper
Van
Diem
Yeah, the sharks growling was sweetness.
Goblin6
08-03-2008, 12:33 PM
Yeah, the sharks growling was sweetness.
what about one of the "attack"scenes when the surfers are being "eaten" by these large foam rubber sharks?
I almost passed out from laughing
Squatch
08-03-2008, 12:35 PM
Check out some of the boards on IMDB about Shark Attack, they've got some funny stuff.
Squatch
08-03-2008, 12:37 PM
It still doesn't beat the logic of dragon/dinosaurs in 16th century Korea with targeted cannons attached to their backs.
the id
08-03-2008, 12:40 PM
I too thought D-wars sucked, and not in a pulling the sheets out of yer butt way either, more of a girl throwing up on you kind of way.
If you want good Dragon-Fu, see Reign of Fire!
Batman and the guy who should play Captain America.
Squatch
08-03-2008, 04:31 PM
For anyone who hasn't seen this diaper-taco of a movie, it's on scifi today at 7pm eastern.
Krazy Cash
08-03-2008, 05:21 PM
...ok, i'm not even 20 minutes into this movie and I want to throw my TV out the window.
One thing i've noticed (out of many so far) that strikes me as odd is when the chick with the tat on her shoulder mentions her father, she automatically puts her head on the dude's crotch. She's got some issues.
Squatch
08-03-2008, 06:44 PM
Isn't it awesome that 500 years ago they had tribal dragon tattoos in Korea?
RaptorMkII
08-04-2008, 10:24 AM
Okay, I know what I'm doing move-in weekend :lol:
PTAaron
08-04-2008, 12:10 PM
I only saw 20 minutes or so of it... and it was awesome!! I love the dude getting hit by a car TWICE in 2 minutes!
Goblin6
08-04-2008, 12:14 PM
another good one, when they are on the roof and the Apaches are guns a blazing on the big lizard. Shell casings are raingin down on our hero and heroine. However what you should know is the Apache has a 30MM gun under its nose. Those are a big shell, those shell casing can knock you out, and are hot. OUCH!
Milkstud
08-05-2008, 07:21 AM
What got me the most was that she went into the bar... and got a drink...
I guess that is not so bad, I mean i've gotten drinks in bars at 19, but the fact that they blatantly pointed out that a) she was 19 and b) she got alcohol at a bar was dumb...
O wells.
KajedAnimal
08-05-2008, 07:29 AM
Battlefield Earth has got to be one of my favorite bad movies! It was horrible! And the trailer made it look so good. I was like..."Wow, the jet fuel is still good after a thousand years!" I can't believe I went to the theater to see that.
Squatch
08-05-2008, 11:32 AM
Battlefield Earth has got to be one of my favorite bad movies! It was horrible! And the trailer made it look so good. I was like..."Wow, the jet fuel is still good after a thousand years!" I can't believe I went to the theater to see that.
Dude, this makes B.E. look like Lawrence of Arabia.